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Last Cat On Mars Presents: When Cage Fighters Reach the Arthritic Years

Apologies, friends, for the delay in transmission these last couple of weeks. Storms on Mars – you know the drill.

This one’s for all my cage fighting friends out there who dare to be different and consider a future free of bruises and comas, especially comas. And blood – ooooh, I feel faint. No more blood, except for the freshly squeezed blood oranges I’m about to engage with for breakfast.

Cage fighters discuss their future new career paths