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Last Cat On Mars Presents: Origins OR Where In Valhalla’s Name Did I Come From, Darling Parents and/or Gobstoppers – #2: Swablings Are Doing It For Themselves

Did you know that pirates love cats? Yes, they do, in fact, to the tune of 99.9999% repeating and so on, and again, to be not quite precise but most certainly annoying.

The earliest known pirates were sailing and raiding quite some time ago, in the 14th century BC (not Before Cats, for those who may be curious). They were called the Sea Peoples, and their preference was for tuna bullion, tuna boullion, and tuna barnacle wedges (with sour light cream). Hence, their affinity, over time, with felis catuseseseses.

Divers discover baby pirates growing in the ocean depths

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